What the hell?
I have no fruit in my house right now, yet every where I look, there is a fruit-fly. Huh? It is driving me crazy because I can't find the source: the lifeblood of their stupid little 3-day existence. Where are they coming from? Will they migrate with the robins for the winter? What possible purpose could they serve here on earth, except to validate the notion of Karmic retribution, by way of returning in a future existence as a lower life form. Why are they so damned fast,leaving me defenseless against their scheming ways? Can I charge them rent then take legal action for their failure to pay? Will a lawyer ever take the case?
Have they already driven me insane?
HAVE YOUR SAY: Have you ever had the nuisance of a colony (herd, gaggle, murder, flock, etc.) of fruit flies mysteriously show up in your home?
2 comments:
Is it possible to use what you have on hand to combat the evil creatures? Perhaps if you began a strict training regiment for your feline accomplices you could raise an "Kitty Hit Squad". . . Think of the possibilities!
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Or HAVE you already thought of the possibilities? DO you have a KHS waiting to be unleashed on the poor unsuspecting citizens of the L-dot?!?!
(Now who's the insane one! Point set match.)
JS
Oh the Kitty Hit Squad ... such a wonderful idea!!
I mean if they were trained earlier perhaps there would not have been a problem with the "one armed man"!!
Just picture Pig and Hee Haw attacking while Spanky and Jebus were standing by to be tagged in! Oh the possiblities there are with your very own army of Kitties!!
KB
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