Better Late Than Never: My Poetic Masterpiece

I know it's a bit late, but I couldn't help but digitally regurgitate this classic Laurie Schultz original, circa 1995:

Silly Me

Late one night at half-past 2

I heard a rustling noise

Silly me, I never knew

Santa was bringing toys

I went downstairs and grabbed my gun

But tripped over the tree

I put a bullet in his head

Now all the kids hate me

The funeral was very nice

They spoke fine things of him

I showed up to pay my respects

But they would not let me in

The kids throw stones; they egg my house

And think it's really funny

But come April I'll have the last laugh

When I kill their Easter Bunny

Thank you.  Thank you very much.