The Caramilk Mystery = Solved!

FYI:

It is a little known fact that there is a creature, much like the Chupacabra, that sneaks into your house at night -in pure Santa Claus fashion, and tampers with the food in your cupboards. Centuries ago, this creature, the CARAMILKASAURUS roamed the earth, sneaking into dwellings, and licked all the perishable food products within. Only 5 centimetres in height, the CARAMILKASAURUS went virtually undetected. After going from residence to residence, licking all food in sight, the creature would have to void his bowels. The waste material was a chocolate-like substance with a sweet creamy filling, and became a delicacy to those who happened to find this delicious treat. It sounds slightly disturbing upon first hearing of this revelation, however, we must remember that it isn't as bad as it sounds. The best coffee in the world has passed through the digestive tract of the Luack -an exotic, cat-like creature. The Luack eats the coffee beans, and as they move through its system, the chemical processes give them a chocolaty-type flavour. This, too, is a delicacy, for which connoisseurs will pay top dollar. We are just fortunate that a CARAMILK bar is affordable for the rich and poor alike. The CARAMILKASAURUS is not to be feared, but revered! This legendary creature -like the Yeti and the Loch Ness Monster, is elusive and has become the subject of much investigation. Many cultures have their own version of the CARAMILK secret, but the one constant is the creamy caramel goodness within. I, for one, say "thank you, CARAMILKASAURUS, for what would become of our collective 'sweet tooth' without your delicious feces?"